A regular feature is the report from the Mystery Worshipper. Travelling incognito, these underground agents provide answers to the really important questions on church services: 'How long was the sermon? How hard the pew? How cold was the coffee? How warm the welcome?'
To find out how our friends up the road in Copenhagen acquitted themselves click here.
And watch out in case this underground agent turns up at St Thomas Beckets!
With thanks to Eurobishop blog for the source.